Have you ever felt like your days drag on? You wake up and it’s the end of the week by the time you can realize what has happened.
It seems like everything is intensified much more here. Everyone is always angry, the smallest things can set us off. And at the same time, things that have a hint of humor make us laugh like it was the funniest joke on earth. I am not too sure what to make of this. I’m sure some armchair psychologist will say that we are going through depression or something. It’s not my first rodeo being away from home, but for some reason this feels different.
We saw somebody with their beard neatly lined up, and we just started laughing uncontrollably for no reason. Maybe it’s the fact that we can’t grow facial hair? Quick, somebody needs to call Gillete and tell them about this great opportunity! Razors for the liberty! They can have Uncle Sam’s poster saying, “I want you to have a Gillete razor”, or something like that. Now somebody out there might ask, “was that supposed to be a joke?”, to which I will reply, “would it be funny if it was?”.
On second thought, yeah I think we are just going crazy.
Hope y’all had a Merry Christmas with y’all’s loved ones.